My teen says I'm a theologist.
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Mistress Divinity
when my spouse was finishing in the shower, i went to hop in. i was like oh i need to turn the water down because he turns it too hot for me.
he had already turned it down.
when i swooned about it, he was like what?
i said this is why i don't care that you're taciturn, you're considerate of me.
Mistress Divinity
hello, i pic-ed these for you
i texted my kid your argument with me and now we're both laughing at you.
for those who missed it before the block
Mistress Divinity
Mistress Divinity
poor guy. 28 YEARS. i hope he's thriving and living his best life.
i talk all the time about how great my spouse is and i do it for a few reasons:
• he's my favorite person
• i want other women to know that it's reasonable to expect a man to be nice
• we all need more examples of healthy masculinity
Mistress Divinity
sorry you don't all get to hear the voices i used when i did a dramatic reading of this to my husband
