Life is weird - letβs laugh at it before it eats us. Not waving but drowning.
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He signs his posts like history will mistake them for the Gettysburg Address instead of a tweet written while he was on the toilet.
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Across America, strangers will high-five each other, group chats will erupt, dogs will wag at nothing. In DC, bartenders will ring bells. In Paris, a cigarette is lit. In Canada, someone will apologize for cheering. Democracy will exhale, kick off its shoes, and sit down.
βResidual algaeβ sounds like whatβs left after a Trump Cabinet meeting.
I'd rather mate outside my species than screw a Republican.
Trumpβs staff meeting in the Situation Room about the Epstein cover-up is like a fire drill where everyone brought gasoline just to be safe.
