Life is weird - let’s laugh at it before it eats us. Not waving but drowning.
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
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Nothing says "strongman" quite like getting dunked on by a cumulonimbus.
Trump got ratioed by grass.
Trump’s Birthday Bash - Less UFC, More DMV Waiting Room.
He signs his posts like history will mistake them for the Gettysburg Address instead of a tweet written while he was on the toilet.
Making “public service” look like a long layover.
MAGA buying a knockoff phone is the most on-brand thing since buying a Bible from a guy who bankrupted casinos.
Across America, strangers will high-five each other, group chats will erupt, dogs will wag at nothing. In DC, bartenders will ring bells. In Paris, a cigarette is lit. In Canada, someone will apologize for cheering. Democracy will exhale, kick off its shoes, and sit down.
“Residual algae” sounds like what’s left after a Trump Cabinet meeting.
