βBEING A NORMAL CITIZEN, IN WHICH I DONβT FEEL LIKE COMMITTING CRIMES.β
πΆπ πΌπππππ’, πΆπ!
" THEN WHAT IS IT??? "
πππ πππ πππΌπβ?
βLIES.
LIES.
ALL LIES.β
πΆπ πΌπππππ’, πΆπ!
" Blew up an orphanage?
Poisoned the water supply? "
πππ πππ πππΌπβ?
βIβm not giving the full details.β
πΆπ πΌπππππ’, πΆπ!
" What's in it? "
πππ πππ πππΌπβ?
βRead the newspaper.β
πΆπ πΌπππππ’, πΆπ!
" Then what DO you do, you monster? "
πππ πππ πππΌπβ?
βDefinitely NOT?!β
πΆπ πΌπππππ’, πΆπ!
" Probably are. "
πππ πππ πππΌπβ?
βNope. Not in a million years.β
πΆπ πΌπππππ’, πΆπ!
" For all I know, you could be kicking babies. "
πππ πππ πππΌπβ?
βEXACTLY.β
πΆπ πΌπππππ’, πΆπ!
" I DON'T KNOW YOUR LIFE. "
πππ πππ πππΌπβ?
βOh yeah? Tell me the last time I WASNβT plotting to take over Townsville.β
πΆπ πΌπππππ’, πΆπ!
" You keep trying to take over the city! Or take our powers! Or try to beat us up! "
πππ πππ πππΌπβ?
βYes. And I keep getting oppressed.β
πΆπ πΌπππππ’, πΆπ!
" You know WHY we beat you up, right? "
πππ πππ πππΌπβ?
>Biggest Jerks in all of Townsville
βIs this you three?β
πΆπ πΌπππππ’, πΆπ!
@evilgreenape.bsky.social
Mojo Jojo. . .
One of the biggest jerks in all Of Townsville. Even after all these years, he still hasn't changed!
And for an evil genius, he's pretty dumb.
