Uhm akshually steam puffs out of my ears and snout when I’m angry cuz I’m a water dragon not a fire dragon, dummy 🙄
Oh, you think this "stuff" has nothing to do with you? You picked out that pup hood this morning blissfully unaware that in 2008 Slugger at Mr. S Leather began making couture pup hoods in primary-colored neoprene. And then MistrBear released a collection in.. 2017, was it?
🎶 my only sunshine 🎶
(for @puppykid.online ❤️)
Fritz the Cat was a baby boomer, so as a horny NYU grad bereft of any creativity he probably ended up a mid-level TV or publishing exec who uses his position to abuse younger women, miraculously escaped the Me Too movement, and now writes anti-trans op-eds in liberal rags.
🔥 Snazithus the “Diaper Critter” Dragon. 🧷
He’s got thick, shiny, crinkly, plastic- want to get close enough to feel it? 💥✨
@dragonsnazzy.bsky.social
I hope everyone is having a nice Summer! I drew a little picture of Kit and I enjoying the beach! I can't wait to go to Megaplex again! 😎🐬🌊
"When I said I wish I could be young again.....This isn't what I had in mind"
But Kellan just looks so cute! Even when he's being a pouty cub!
🎨: @puddlepup.bsky.social
Quetzal!🔜nothing!!
God why can’t I be the regressed diapered brother hanging with the bigger kids at the mall food court, people who used to be my friends but now think my younger sibling is cooler and and and;;
I’m brought around and joke fed at the table, but turns out oops I kinda do need someone else to feed me
