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Grant Brisbee
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"and make sure you cook that with a wrench"
"Can i get it without the mignonette and ... right, right, just the panda steak, and ... no, it's not for her. It's for ... ohhh, got it, got it, OK, well, let me see what else there is."
I assumed i did not hear him correctly, and i forgot to go back and check. Simply remarkable.
I grew up on a horse farm. Woke up at 4:00 a.m. to milk the horses every day, even on the weekend. It was tough work. But at the end of the day, when they were all out in the fields, playing just like horses play (like this), it was all worth it.
I'm choosing to read this as a guy named Albert having the time of his life, riding around on a drone like it's a magic carpet and shooting screwworms from the sky.
Nice guy, will lend you his trailer if you need him to haul something. Keeps to himself, mostly. Once hinted that he’d done some time, but we couldn’t tell if he was serious.
