They must have amnesia because they forgot that I’m Him
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Zohran’s gonna get Hochul to eminent domain the team and MSG.
When Girl Talk mixes Fat man scoop and Timbaland “Drop” with Tom Petty “American Girl,” I want to do cocaine while running through a brick wall riding a motorcycle that’s jumping onto a helicopter.
My Phoebe pit tickets for September 2026 cost me 10x the amount my Phoebe pit tickets cost me in September 2021. Even depressed bisexual indie folk rock is not immune to Trumpflation.
As a theatre professional, my strategy for Auditions? Go in and be really loud, then get quiet for a bit, then get loud again. Then say thank you and leave.
Lola Glaudini, kick me in the stomach while I order a drink at the Crazy Horse.
There are 41 Blueskyers in Maine
The differences are not, in fact, "minimal." Collins must lose the race. Stop trying to throw the election to her.
