Former MP, former Supreme Allied Commander #WarOnTheCountryside, above average satirical photoshopper & senior advisor to Sir Keir Starmer before he became unpopular
General Boles
England match delayed, but do you know what's not delayed?
THAT'S RIGHT MFs REECE JAMES AS ARTHUR WELLESLEY, 1ST DUKE OF WELLINGTON IS NOT DELAYED
This guy dried the entire pitch by himself #England
Think he rather lends himself to King Alfred the Great no?
Gareth the Great, scholar king and noted translator of the 4-2-3-1 formation
From the archive
Those 2 minutes where Matterface and Dixon’s microphones cut out felt like honey, sunshine and world peace.