At last I can see life has been patiently waiting for me
And I know there's no guarantees, but I'm not alone
There comes a time in everyone's life
When all you can see are the years passing by
And I have made up my mind that those days are gone
The open wounds have scarred over...
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Hey, @johnathanperk.bsky.social & @d3m0crazy.bsky.social... y'all should come to Vegas in August! And @tmwillia828.blacksky.app! Also @lanana421.bsky.social & @briancutter.bsky.social & @spryoldlorax.bsky.social... and... and... and... anyone else who wants to have a good-ass time in Sin City!
I can't believe I used to think I could never run for public office because there are old videos of me cussing like a sailor and doing hits off a gravity bong in a bathtub in college.
WE'VE GOT FUCKING NAZIS TRYING TO RUN AS DEMOCRATS, MAN!
Dear "not this... " dickhead:
Let knowing you're "not one" be enough. You wouldn't immediately feel compelled to make dramatic proclamations that you're not like the white women/men/whatever being referred to if you weren't one.
If you really weren't one, knowing you're not would be enough.
The answer was never to hand all the power back to mediocre failsons because progress damaged their fragile egos.
The answer was Hillary Clinton. The answer was Kamala Harris.
The answer isn't to lower standards to the level of Platners. It's to drown them beneath a wave of social progress.
Wait... where the fuck did @hansumjay.bsky.social go?!? I just saw him pop up in my feed earlier today, which reminded me we'd talked about meeting up in Vegas a few months back. So I was gonna ping him about that, but... all of a sudden he's gone?!?
My BIG ADVENTURE phase will end with a Happy Homemaker phase... if I find someone worthy. Cooking & cleaning have always been my love languages.
I wanna be somebody's somebody... wake up next to someone... make coffee & cook breakfast... clean our home & mess up our bed... a simple, happy life.
This was simultaneously a truly awful and genuinely awesome day. I don't know how often that actually happens. The thing about ending your day dancing... whether it was shit or shinola, you end it on a high note.
So come on, y'all... dance with me!
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