Columnist at large, former Cracked staff from its golden age. Now at speterdavis.substack.com and https://plato-was-a-dick.ghost.io/. Too weird to live, too rare to die.
S Peter Davis
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Many people are calling it the greatest defeat in American history. Defeat on a scale nobody has ever seen. They're calling it the Big Beautiful Surrender.
In which Trump claims he has seen photos of a plane carrying $1.7 billion in physical cash that Obama flew to Iran. That would be about 17 metric tonnes of banknotes.
Why do people park in the driveway but Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theater and JFK was shot in a Lincoln made by Ford
lincoln had a secretary named kennedy and kennedy had a secretary he plowed
80s kid here, I was terrified of E.T. as a child but it was mostly based on a misunderstanding - I thought his name was Eaty because he liked to eat things, so it naturally followed that he was going to come to my house and eat me.
I legitimately strongly believe that RFK Jr is a compulsive liar, and I don't mean in the sense that all these people are liars, I mean as a mental disorder. Something is very wrong with him and he should be locked up and studied, not running part of the government.
Trump's going to have to cover the Reflecting Pool with a tarp like the Kennedy Center
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"You called me a killer?? I'll fucking kill you!!!"
I am not ready for the Matt Taibbi fragile masculinity arc
