Did you read the handle? DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT
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One of the right wing's top cultural initiatives was trying to destroy the idea that assholery deserves shame and we'll have to reverse that. "I'm just expressing an opinion I'm entitled to." Ok but you're an asshole. "I'm simply doing a business practice that technically isn't illegal." Ok. Asshole
"Kleya and Vel: Space Nazi Hunters" sure okay cool but how about "Kleya and Vel: Space Laverne and Shirley"?
Gonna piss people off with this take but: I don't see the strategy for Yinzers who bring this up. Rodgler is not (whatever he says) running for re-election. You are running against Allar or Arch in 2028. Voters think "old QB" and say "oh like the zombie you pretended could serve until age 42?"
Thinking about how Naboo's first live-action appearance in ages was for a short scene of Luthen and Kleya doing some terrorism. What a show.
[Woke 2 Academy Awards ceremony]
LIZZO: And the nominees are. Glenn Close, in “The Reagan Era”.
[clip from the movie plays]
GLENN CLOSE AS RONALD REAGAN: Well, Nancy, the doctors say you sucked my brains out
If you're gonna lean into glup shittoism you might as well do a buddy cop comedy in space with Tom Hanks and some disgusting creature
Make a Star Wars version of Turner and Hooch you cowards
unexpectedly mildly emotional about World Cup tourism posting. people have an aspirational idea of the US, not unlike the aspirational idea of Donald Trump that got him elected, but where he’s not interested in living up to that, people still give the rest of us the chance to choose to live up to it
