I'm Harry, I'm a narcissistic* super genius sea otter that lives outside of Skagway. I love food and crave lobster. NOT a river otter‡.
*Justified. I mean look at me†
†I'm seriously adorable
‡They are dumb and ugly and smelly§
§Anal glands
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Inspector Genital Nancy Mace reporting for duty!
Donald Trump mistakenly thought the reporter was referring to Trump's inflatable dick implant.
Courts: "You can't deport them back to Iran."
Trump Administration: "Okay fine" *throws dart at map* "That'll work."
Well that's a shame. E. Colivia, I'm sorry, I only meant to show you that you were being dumb.
Wow. That was a really fast implementation. I just saw this when I went to watch an episode of Interview With A Vampire on some human's TV that I borrowed.
I mean, it sounds like it would be funny, but at the same time I remember many humans on the left saying "Wouldn't it be funny if the shittiest candidate possible won the Republican nomination?" back in 2016.
Chaya seems pleased.
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Friend sent me this photo he took today of the Reflecting Pool
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Consumer prices were up 4.2% last month compared to May 2025.
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They came here fleeing persecution; rather than give them refuge, Marco Rubio’s state department will send them to die in countries they’ve never been to. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/11/w...
Consumer prices were up 4.2% last month compared to May 2025.
GEEZUZ FU*KING CHRIST!
People fought and even died to end this kind of nonsense!
NEWS: Trump booed out of New York—Knicks fans blame Trump for loss.
Rubio announces cage match diplomacy.
American helicopter goes down near Iran. Israel strikes Lebanon again.
Bovino moves to run for President. Major Epstein testimony. Subscribe to support my work:
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Good morning, everyone, and happy Election Day in several states.
