him: 🎶on top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese🎶
me: what kind of cheese?
him: 🎶sat my poor meatball, until somebody sneezed🎶
me: parmesan, stagionato?
him: 🎶it rolled off the table, and onto the floor...🎶
me: asiago, romano?
him: JFC, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?