wistful writer. reluctant poet. tired native. full of fire and bad metaphors. published under Kristine Wyllys.
“the banshee of affirmations” -@morriswayts
https://ko-fi.com/A457ISS
she/her/eldritch abomination.
Mad Auntie Kristy
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Setting up my group chat on bsky
So. Uh. The shelter lost funding for July and August.
I, on the other hand, inherited my mother's love of Dolly and called her "M'Dolly" as a toddler which sent these actual villains into orbit at reunions. 🥰
Lowkey starting shit on FB with my dad's side of the family by posting a picture of my new Dolly Parton cup.
How do you know my father's side of the family is actual villains? BECAUSE THEY HAVE HOMETOWN BEEF WITH DOLLY.
"Kristy, why should we read your books when you say wrote instead of written?"
Because English does not control us and also I have editors.
IF YOU DO WANT TO SEE HOW GOOD MY EDITORS ARE AND MAYBE HELP ME GET HYPED FOR A COMEBACK, YOU CAN FIND MY PUBLISHED WORKS UNDER KRISTINE WYLLYS HAHA OKAY I LOVE YOU.
There’s really no way of knowing if a ghost is twerking in your face right now.
I have wrote exactly 500 in 2 weeks but I have gone to the mountains, had a girl's night with my niece, gone to her big dance recital, and got drunk in an inflatable pool on a Wednesday with my Bonus Baby so yeah unemployment is going okay so far I guess.
15 was talking about how the pride parade was going to end up going past several Baptist churches here but he forgot the word for parade and called it the Trail of Queers. 😭😭😭
I just said this to Betty and:
Betty: aren’t you doing Bible study right now?
Me: Maybe it’s the Holy Ghost.
