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lmao we're so fucken cooked folks
Oh boy.
Senior Police in NZ are just one decision away at any point from demonstrating why Tamatha Paul was right.
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Congratulations to The Sea for managing to Main Character New Zealand today.
Ok, time to switch off. I'm moving house in a few weeks, work is absolutely crazy and I can't laugh hysterically every time it turns out my election predictions are based on me being a living lathe of heaven.
lmao seriously though what a mess
Glad to announce I'm 73rd on the Labour Party List due to a hilarious misunderstanding when I told them that I represented their values by also not wanting a Labour Government in 2026.
Changing the C in ACAB to mean Candidates.
Ref cam is like that Nike advert where they FPV'd the guys career.
