Writer and producer for The Internet's "Some More News" and "Even More News."
Jonathan Harris
Loading...
It may bring comfort to remember that he is all alone. Nobody loves him. He will end tonight in a room by himself, in the dark, completely miserable and unfulfilled. He will go on his website and share racist memes and try to mock those who disparage him. But it will only make him feel worse.
That supposed time jump between 1 & 2 is really interesting. Visually, Andy looks exactly the same. I'd believe the first one took place the week of his 8th birthday, then that Christmas he gets Buster the dog, and then 2 would be the following summer. No way 4 years has passed between 1 & 2.
If it wasn't obvious, I have watched all four Toy Story films approximately 19 phrillion times in the last few years.
Lol. No... no... Andy is not the "overarching protagonist" of the Toy Story franchise. So close! The correct answer is Woody.
All this is to say that that tablet from 5 has got to be one of the first tablets for children. It came out around the same time as the first iPad! Those toys do not know what the Harlem Shake is.
Truly staggering. Masked men are terrorizing innocent families and setting vehicles ablaze, and the fascists in our country proudly show it on video and say "This is fine. Good, even."
Tom Hanks should not be allowed to be photographed with Woody. He should be in the suit.
You can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they think Elon Musk works for a living.
This got me thinking about the timeline:
-TS1 takes place in 1995. Andy is apparently six.
-2 is maybe a year later.
-3 is 10-11 years after that, since Andy is going to college. 2007.
-4 is maybe a year later, Bonnie is going to kindergarten.
-5 can't be THAT much later, given Bonnie is still 6ish?
Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris
Okay, actually I now have no idea how old Andy is supposed to be in the first film. disney.fandom.com/wiki/Andy_Da... says he is 6 in the first film and then he is 8 in TS2, which is four years later. So... none of that is trustworthy. Six seems a little young for TS1 Andy tbh.
