WARNING! I am a real Florida Man.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
Dave, because you are not.
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If Americans paid as much attention to what politicians are doing as they do to the NBA, NFL, or NHL, we’d have healthcare for all in the US by now. Seriously. Mock drafts for future millionaires?
Fuck off with that. The country is falling apart at the seams.
Light a candle, asshole.
Maybe smoking this bowl will make me feel better.
If there is a popular thing and you can’t find a post of me praising it, assume one of two things.
1. I have not seen it. This is the most likely scenario because I don’t like most TV or media in general.
2. I have seen it and think it sucks, but no one has asked me about it.
Just a thought, if someone is rich enough to own an island, maybe we should take some of that money off them and share it around a bit.
Yes, I will block an account claiming to be an adorable rescue cat that posts a selfie with the caption “Extweem cwose up!”
Block blockity block.
I will never trust the word of a guy who tried to convince us that Haitian immigrants were eating cats and dogs in Ohio. Never.
It should go without saying that your dog doesn’t really have a BlueSky account, either.
Jesus wept. I really can’t with people.
He’s talking about suing the media for false reporting on Iran but not suing anyone saying that he’s a pedophile who raped children on numerous occasions.
Wonder why?
