poseidon lost his fish shape and now has this diamond shape thingy on his back and forehead
poseidon literally eats every food given to him and idk where he gets it from
but at least hes easier to bribe and train bc he learned how to shake in just 5 mins
genuinely how do i tell the doctors that im in too much pain and i need a recommendation note for an mri without sounding like a smartass or dismissing their professionalism...
one of the things that made me insanely nervous during lulu's surgery was one of the vet assistants pulls up chatgpt to ask where a dog's gallbladder is located
i was like "oh no this person is gonna mangle her...." but thank god vet oomf did most of the work herself
i brought this upon myself bc im fucking stupid but UGHHHHH
hes also obsessed with coconut, he gets zoomies after eating some
it got to the point where he now knows my grandpa would come out to buy coconuts from an uncle who pushes his coconut cart in the neighborhood, he also recognizes the jingle of the cart now and goes tell grandpa to go buy
SOME BLISTERS POPPED WHILE I WAS SHOWERING IM IN AGONY I HATE THIS
woke up with a clogged nose i need to d¡e
the blisters on my back combined with pain from my pinched nerves is making it hard to focus today, i keep getting tired orz