...Okay, so here's the thing. I was asleep this morning, and I briefly woke up to use the bathroom. When I got back to my room, I wrote this and then fell back asleep.
I have no idea why. I've never seen an episode of Dora the Explorer in my life. But it gave me a laugh, so heck with it.
Don't worry, guys. Some important and relevant Google search results are still accurate!
I was searching this one today for absolutely no reason in particular.
SWIPER YOU BROKE-ASS THIEVING FUCK. I'M ABOUT TO SMACK YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD IF YOU DON'T STOP TOUCHING MY SHIT YOU DUMBASS FOX.
Oh wow. I just checked the Youtube video and apparently I'm not the only one this thought occurred to. XD