You see, Real America is where men are men and women are neatly divided into "long-suffering wives" and "bimbos". It's a nonpartisan tale as old as our Republic and it must always be thus.
And this strikes me as political malpractice: in 2025, the people vetting Platner dismissed his wife saying he was sexting up to 12 women (a campaign official admits there were as many as 6 women) during his one year of marriage as a private matter.
