#Sf raised and sf returned. I’m a #data scientist working in #sustainability. Mom to two gremlin children and one angelic senior dog. She/her
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My 5yo is currently mocking me by pretending to be me going “I need some quiet time! I need some quiet time!”
This is the most brutal take down I’ve ever faced. Also dear god I need some quiet time.
Oh nice I have leftover spicy noodles
Oh no my entire being is on fire
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and—
I said look. Look with your eyes!
Oh now you’ve gone and touched it. The paint is peeling. My beautiful paint! I’ll have to call my pool guy back. Vandal! Antifa! I said look
And despair
Nothing but the algae remains.
Oh hey hum interesting. The back of my iPhone seems to have exploded? I think it overheated. It is somehow still working. It appears to be held together by its case. This can’t be good.
After dinner:
5yo: can I have a marshmallow??
3yo: can I have a shrimp?!?
I love my little umami fiend
#parenting
