Fine. I will be the best at this app too. @mrdavehill on all the other apps that I am the best at. www.davehillonline.com
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Imagine you walk into a bar at nine o'clock on a Saturday and Billy Joel is sitting there playing the piano. Then, when you ask him to sing a song, he, like, gets all annoyed.
For those unsure, a really easy way to celebrate Pride Month is to just not be a fucking asshole. Try it if you are struggling!
I would like to live in a country where if you Google the president's name and "13 year-old girl" nothing comes up.
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Reading the @mrdavehill.bsky.social Dark Regards graphic novel while the thunderstorm tries to decide if it’s going to be a tornado. Pretty #metal.
This episode has the word's best @marthakelly.bsky.social @bryangutmann.bsky.social @mattknudsen.bsky.social @mrdavehill.bsky.social & @alisonrosen.bsky.social
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My pal @gregproops.bsky.social - one of the funniest comics to ever do it - has a new album out today: KIDDING. BUT STILL.
Improvised live in San Francisco at the Punchline.
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I’m auctioning my bike and helmet from the Puscifer tour! All proceeds to benefit Safe in Austin, which helps special needs animals. Signed by me, all the members of Puscifer, and more! Go bid! ebay.us/m/Wr1WEX
If I have a dying message to Americans it’s that you can speak into a cell phone at a normal volume, as if the person you’re speaking with has their head on your shoulder, and they will hear every word just great. No nred to yell like you’re in a WWII movie.