J. Immat. Sci. is an open-access, beer-reviewed journal, publishing satirical papers from all fields of science. Anyone can submit an article by downloading a template from our website: https://www.immaterialscience.org/
The Journal of Immaterial Science
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Repeatedly Asking Chatbots “Does She Like Me Back?” Gives
Them Generalized Anxiety Disorders
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Modelling the “Fuck Around – Find Out” Relationship in a Quantum Context
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The Total Synthesis of (+)-stupidity and the Consequences Thereof
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Synthesis, Properties, and Future Prospects for Stayawake Juice
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Bananas Have Peyronie’s Disease: Definitive Clinical Evidence That Nature Is Trolling Us
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A Quantitative Study on Dice Roll Performance after the Implementation of Corporal Dice Punishments
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Quantitative Evidence for the “Shit In, Shit Out” Hypothesis in Large Language Models
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The Bibliographic Event Horizon: A Study on the Gravitational Pull of [1]
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Asking subject organisms in biological studies if they consent to take part in experiments can reduce selection bias.
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