nintendo direct scriptwriter having sex for the first time: This rod seems a little flaccid. Let's try stimulating it a little.
[BOIOIOING]
...Woah! It sprung right up!
It looks like with these new "stimulating" abilities, you can carry out all kinds of sexual favours.
Nintendo direct mommy kink: Come on, kitten. Can you run (clip of sub running), jump (clip of sub jumping), and swim (clip of sub swimming) for mommy? Be mommy's little platformerslut.
