The highlight of my baseball career came in Philadelphia's Connie Mack Stadium when I saw a fan fall out of the upper deck. When he got up and walked away, the crowd booed. - Bob Uecker
There was once a punk named Karmelo
Who thought he was a very tough fellow
Now he’s inside
Where he can’t hide
And his ass is squishy like jello
Waiting for Obama to say if he had a son, he would be like Karmelo.
