BAJ-
BAJA BLAST?!
WHAT?! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME INTOXICATED???
THAT HUMAN SODA SHIT IS PURE SUGAR POISON TO TROLLS. IT HITS US LIKE FUCKING ALCOHOL AND YOU’RE JUST CASUALLY OFFERING IT??
AND WHY ARE YOU PUSHING BAJA BLAST SPECIFICALLY?? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING AT?!
COMMANDER KARKAT
As a nonhuman thingamajig vampire...
I think.
That you should try this. Do you know what this is ? Do you know ball Karkat ?
CAN YOUR STOMACH H A N D L E THE MAJESTY THAT IS MTN DEW BAJA BLAST ???