I placed my onions
on the floor,
under the window
by the door.
The layers of nuance
caught their eyes,
the day I won
The Turner Prize
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WHAT A PASS. What a fucking goal that was.
"...and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife!" #worldcup
Donna Rees
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Haven’t seen it reported anywhere but it would be very, very funny if Paraguay beat the US later.
Just finished watching South Korea v Czechia. The Koreans were excellent and have two brilliant midfielders- Hwang In-Beom and Lee Kang-In (forgot he played for PSG - unbelievable player).
Bit of a shock. Out if the ‘fab four’ I believe Kohli was the best limited overs player, Smith the hardest to get out, Root just brilliant and always in form but Kane was the best test batter of them all.
You see, I’ve been banging on about this for a while but this is EXACTLY why one needs an emergency frying pan.
McTominay’s been in Italy for two years where the diet has helped elevate him to Godlike status. He’s in the US for two days, has a bite to eat and has hardly been off the toilet since. The American food debate is settled.
Today’s headlines (one is true)
Winkelman’s fringe haunted says expert
Rubio and UFC sign deal to use cage fights for diplomacy say White House
UN to consider future after monk criticises sewing policy
British economy booms as Daltrey blows up pig
Pasquale to do commentary on World Cup final
Big fan of FIFA’s new stabilised head-cam which makes it look like the referee has had a serious neck injury. I don’t know, maybe they have.
‘Britain’s loss is America’s loss also.’
Stewart Lee
