Lawful evil - "vegan restaurants are in privileged denial to think think of tofu scramble as a valid substitute for eggs"
Neutral evil - "Tofu is being used to feminize our men"
Chaotic evil - "Liberals want to steal my F150 and replace it with a mini-truck sized block of tofu"
Don't mind me I'm taking a mental health lifetime
SFW youtube wholesome ASMR roleplay videos have me just vulnerable enough to break through today's panic.
I reside now among the lifeforms of this gutter. I duck through the alleyways to avoid the married men trying to hit on confused middle schoolers. I savor the neon glow in the exhaust fumes.
The amount of freak in hetero monster girl fics is honestly shameful. "Eldritch gf" basically just means "girl with tentacles and extra eyes or something." Eldritch gf should be a cosmic force anterior to human evolution. Eldritch gf should make you consider the mind/body problem
Somewhere on my Sin City detective arc I search for the fabled "possessive goth girl roommate" within the bustling crowd. Each turned head reflects the lie upon which this place is built, the uncertainty we all crave to escape.
The more I love the lie the more I love myself.
Alternate reality in which you share your first kiss with a girl you met less than three days ago while watching the nonexistent Soviet version of Kitchen Nightmares on your mom's Thinkpad
*Reading John Brown's Wikipedia article*
"Oh, I found one! He married a 17 year old!"
Lawful good - talks about the culinary significance of tofu throughout the world
True neutral - "Tofu is food"
Chaotic good - "One time I tried a mapo tofu at my university dining hall and i think it gave me giga-shits but I'd try it again"
The universe does not bend towards justice, redemption does not exist, a monster experiencing suffering does not undo the suffering they caused.
But you might like to know that the "Jordan Peterson went 'carnivore', got covid, lived in mold, and is in constant pain for it" narrative appears true
