*He marches across the hall and slams her against the wall before shoving his face into hers with a growl. Holding in his temper and the flames that are pressing underneath his skin, begging to be released.* Why is it that every time something goes missing, it’s YOU?
Hades
*She smears peanut butter over his face before dragging her hand down to his chest. Bringing her hand to her mouth, she licks a dollop of peanut butter from the tip of her index finger.* Oh those dogs. Have they gone missing?
E R O S 🏹
*His body simmers with unrelenting power.* You know damn well what I’m talking about you little shit. Where. Are. My. Dogs?
Hades
*She drops two of the jars of peanut butter and unscrews the jar of the creamy variety. Ripping off the seal with her teeth, she shoves her hand into the jar while staring back with innocent eyes* I don’t know what you’re talking about.
E R O S 🏹
*He grabs hold of the back of her neck and lifts her off her feet to bring her closer* Where are my dogs?
Hades
Okay, okay! *She teleports in front of him and takes the jars* you know, you’re getting so cranky in your old age
E R O S 🏹
*He rolls his eyes and holds up a third jar* 3 is my final offer take it or it disappears
Hades
*She takes a small step closer* maybe….
E R O S 🏹
*He sighs and holds up both the crunchy and creamy versions* will you come for two full size?
Hades
*She snorts* I’m no fool!
E R O S 🏹
*He shakes the jar of peanut butter* come here Eros.
