Michael Billington ranked Shakespeare's plays from worst to best. I'm not going to do that, but here's the real top ten:
10. Love Island
9. Mamma Mia!
8. Tomb Raider
7. The Big Fat Quiz of the Year
6. Knightmare
5. Home Alone 1 and 2
4. King Kong
3. Dragnet
2. Spartacus
1. Donkey Kong Country