As I write this I know there’s a fa… Queen out there jerking off on a Eames Lounge chair. Am I jealous, yes!
This is a Gay ass app, why haven’t Bluesky changed their app icon into pride flag colors?!?! Like hello let’s queer it up in here
Thinking about the time I asked my neighborhood fuck buddy to slap me during sex … but all he gave was the gentlest and softest pat. It was cute but what I needed was a telanovella, Kdrama, WWE type slap.
Mick XCX
Obsessed with this Oklou tour tee!
Alexa Demies face card needs to be everywhere! In every magazine, campaign ad, and TV show/movie cus her career can’t end here.
I think I need to cleanse my timeline… I’m scrolling and all I see is dick, cock, and balls (yes in that order)
Just had two seemingly straight co-workers compliment out of nowhere yesterday. In the morning, one guy said “You’re glowing today” and then in the afternoon another guy said “You have really nice waves, I’m mesmerized by your hair it’s glistening in the sun” … they both want this cookie huh!
