great time for a sewer line to explode, The Erfurt Latrine Disaster 2 would be fantastic
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Just seen an advert that starts "Everyone says to overpay your mortgage so I'm trying it for a month". That's... That's not how that...
Warning, contains the small boy from the McCain oven chips advert that says "Most excellent"
Option 1: Whatever Bryan Fuller thinks would be a good idea
Option 2: Dig out the bible from the series that would have followed the 96 TV movie and run with it, fuck it. Make the Doctor and the Master siblings, bring the Doctor's dad into it
Yeah why not. Fuck it.
OLD LAW & ORDER OPENING
Garbageman: My goil keeps telling me not to be so colorfully New Yorky, but I tell her… eyyyy, there’s a dead body here
NEW LAW & ORDER OPENING
Killer: I am the worlds richest & smartest man, also I created a new religion. Now to kill you with ultraviolence
Victim: Nooooooo
Just finished watching Tip Toe. Christ, I didn't need something that bleak in my life. Expertly done but jesus.