Former HS Math teacher looking for my next role. I write about math, education, music, food, parenting, travel, tinkering... all with a side of snarkiness, sarcasm and self-deprecation.
Carl
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Hot take of the day- the way we write phone numbers* makes it not an actual number.
#mtbos
*at least in the US we write phone numbers (123) 456-7890
My mother-in-law gave my wife an "Jerusalem artichoke" plant and was raving about all of it's nutritional properties...
I'm not sure my wife (a gentile) appreciated my (Jew-ish) sarcastic mumblings of "well... don't let it die or you'll be labeled anti-Semitic"
I got stung by a bee today for the first time in ages...
The good news is that I'm still not allergic (my mom developed a bee allergy later in life) but damn, that thing hurt way more than I remember.
"He's 38 years of age, he looks as good as ever, he has retained all of his explosiveness...
He did just spend the majority of his time at Barcelona standing still... until he decided to win the game for them."
Announcer simultaneously singing Messi praises while throwing shade.
Cabo Verde and Uruguay are essentially tied at the moment (I believe Uruguay is ahead bc of tiebreaks)... However in their third game Cabo Verde is up against Saudi Arabia and Uruguay has to face Spain...
Sweden beat Tunisia 5-1
Netherlands beat Sweden 5-1
If the transitive property was a thing.... what would the score of Netherlands -Tunisia be?
5-1?
10-1?
10-2?
25-1?
Tangentially-- know the best to prevent Landon and Lalas from saying dumb things?
Keep them off the air.
www.instagram.com/reels/DZ0kVr...
I have always *hated* the penalty kick stutter step... i feel like it hurts the rhythm/delivery of the kicker far more than it impacts the goalie.
