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People keep comparing this stuff to being carded but the guy that glances at your ID before you walk into the club doesn't keep a permanent record of your card, time of entry, and everything you do and say while inside, that is then passed over to the government and a billion data brokers
the success of dropout comes from the fact that, while many of us would never admit it, we americans yearn to have our own british panel shows
i keep thinking about this and trying to absorb the nutrients from it
Girlfriend suggested in the groupchat that US-Americans treat their cultures of origin like Hogwarts houses and I haven't recovered since
now we're fucking talking. They won't ever get that money but the point is to destroy the perpetrators and make it too risky to ever try to do similar again
we should all be doing similar
