Sometimes you feel like you’re dead inside, but then the doctor walks in and he’s a hairy guy with big brown eyes and the biggest chest you’ve ever seen and he’s chatty with a good sense of humor, and you keep picturing his hairy arms and wondering what the rest of him is like ajsjdjkahsbdjsk
feeling good today! maybe it’s the 3 days of bating my dong i just did, or the 4 loads i milked out 🤔🤪 #bator
A friend convinced me to get a mirror for my bate, and I’d say that was a pretty wise decision, wouldn’t you? #bator
Dudes RT and show off your flaccid penis 🔄 ⬇️ #flaccid #penis #cock #bator #bate #goon #gooner #dick #bush
needs to be milked #bator #penis #semihard
I fucking hate finding a therapist. Finally found someone who sounded like they’d be a good fit, submitted their clinic’s intake form. Got a call 20 minutes later “sorry they’re not accepting new clients, how about these other randos we have laying around”. Just, fuck off.
