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Two years ago, the internet lost its mind over a fuckable pastry.
Finally, the oven is back on - but the kitchen closes fast.
Hit the link to secure your slice of history before someone else eats the lot... šāāļøšØ
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Finally, some good food fucking.
(Limited Sausage Roll drop online rn btw)
Pastry fuckers, rejoice! After two long years, the fuckable sausage roll is back.
Today is National Sausage Roll Day and we're celebrating the only way we know how (cumming inside a delicious mouth-watering pastry).
Fresh out the oven and limited to just 300 toys!
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Nile certainly seems to be enjoying himself!
Celebrate National Sausage Roll Day with a ribbed and knobbled core to stimulate your sausage! (It's also just cute to put on your shelf)
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š„ GIVEAWAY TIME! š„
In the run up to our BIG Pride sale, we're giving you the chance to win BIG!
Simply follow Weredog, like this competition post, and repost/share it. You can enter on both platforms!
Winners announced Fri 12th June.
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Customs be like:
Are you uhh.. still going to eat that?
*visibly drooling*
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It's a roll, but it's missing the sausage!!
What are YOU gonna do about it?
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Roscoe's been working HARD getting ready for the sausage roll restock!
It's not easy filling all those orders, Roscoe even needed a little help...
Wish this were you? Pick up YOUR delicious savoury fuckable treat at the link below before they're all gone!
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š¶ yes chef, sorry chef
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