logan. adult, pervert, she/it/he. I like playing games and listening to music and smiling and drawing pictures. (sometimes I attempt to draw porn) Ask me about roguelikes or identifying wild plants! I will talk your ear off.
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remember to always call a woman's private parts what she wants them to be called. that is polite.
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also remember that referring to masturbation as "cranking ones hog" is really funny especially if someone gets mad
is this why i've got PETA bots following me
I keep talking about meat and hog
girl meat is a crude way of referring to PENIS by the way if you are not in the know
its so funny to me that this guy has been menstruating for years and still believes it's because he's mixed
ugh.. people.. c'mon..
you can't "destroy" your shit by jacking off. unless your preferred masturbation method is literally a cheesegrater.
honestly i believe that figuring out what you like on your own is useful, because you can then inform your partner of what you enjoy, and vice versa
i mean yes you can cause yourself pain or damage by overdoing it (frequencywise) or overdoing it (intensitywise) but this happens to ALL parts of the human body when they are used too often or too roughly. its not scary! we know why it happens! we can prevent it! by listening to our pain signals!aaa
Inuyasha probably screamed loud as fuck when Kagome first showed him a tampon. she probably unpackaged one from her bag and swirled it around in an idyllic crystal stream to show him how it absorbs liquid and he probably hid in a tree and cried
its like they're using keyword search and not actually reading. all they hear is blah blah blah blah blah blah MEAT blah blah blah blah blah MEAT blah blah blah blah MEAT blah blah, blah blah. MEAT blah blah blah
im pretty sure a lot of my followers are bots/simply people who do not understand me, because every time i make some remark about
"blood and gutzzz XD" or
"girl meatttt (º//﹃//º)" or
"I wish i was someone's pet"
a bunch of vegan activists with atypical speech patterns start reblogging it