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One year ago.
I think our stinky visitor has left the porch - at least, I hope so!
I honestly do think it was a young 'un that got lost and confused and decided to just chill out under the porch for the day - not knowing how loud and hot it was gonna be.
I hope they found a way back to the Wood 'Hood.
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A grotesque 40 foot inflatable of a chubby, pimply Elon Musk materialized in Times Square outside Morgan Stanley, its hairy chest blaring an accusation about Grok and child porn, just as the smirking mogul prepares to become the world's first trillionaire.
The poor little critter must have been in my flowerbed before dawn and somehow got scared into squeezing under the porch. It was hot and humid today, and I can't imagine that would've been a comfy spot. Stinky Kitty looked thirsty, too.
I hope he finds his way back home!
Earlier this evening, I saw a skunk in my flowerbed, near the porch. My immediate thought was that we had an unwelcome tenant under the porch - but I think they were just a visitor. It looked like a juvenile and they looked a bit confused/scared. I think it was a wayward visitor, not a tenant.
