no… no, they can’t possibly be… oh my god, they wouldn’t… they can’t be… YES, THEY ARE PLAYING FORTUNATE SON
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
the fact that they’re just playing instrumental versions of radio rock, rather than military bands or marching bands or whatever makes this whole thing so fucking farcical, like, van halen’s jump *is not meant to be instrumental*, ahahahahahahaha
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
WHY ARE THEY PLAYING BARRACUDA
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
watching the stream of DC on cspan and absolutely fucking cackling at how empty the whole thing is
