I recently bought a chicken to make some sandwiches.
It doesn't. It's noisy and shits everywhere…
BREAKING:
Indigenous white people commit riot and arson.
Incompetent indigenous white police fire water cannon.
Indigenous white politicians who fucked up our economy discuss "legitimate concerns" in lying newspapers owned by indigenous white tax evaders.
Immigrants somehow remain the problem.
Renewable Energy is cheaper than oil.
Renewable Energy is more securely available than oil.