Keldon Johnson’s been absolutely unadulterated cheeks this series. 100% grass-fed tuchus.
If the NBA Cares actually cared they’d donate an NBA Jam arcade cabinet to an underprivileged adult male with my legal name and address.
The Trump Curse
The Dodgers are so good at scouting that, for every guy who was an early round pick out of high school or a prestigious college program, they have a 9th rounder who had a single college offer from Dick & Balls State in Cock-on-the-Rock, South Carolina.
I haven’t seen a Texas shooting performance this accurate since August 1, 1966!
Do you throw 95 with unusual fastball shape? Are you currently attending a college in the ASS (Atlantic States Sports) Conference? Is your ERA 6.38? If the answer to all three is “Yes,” the Dodgers want YOU!
The NBA has gotten too skilled for teams to have designated goons, but what the fuck else are Hukporti and Sochan doing?
