“You were the chosen one! It was said that you would DESTROY the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!”
Finished “Missing in Soho” by Holly Stars and now starting 🏳️🌈 book 2 for PRIDE month!
“Bromantasy” by Máire Roche
A humorous cozy fantasy with a “Dummies to lovers” trope, I can’t wait!
Anyone else just sit around on their day off and scroll TikTok while mindlessly holding their dick in their hand?
Needle the Bard (He/They)
Needle the Bard (He/They)
Needle the Bard (He/They)
I hear it’s Tuesday again…
So jealous of men with hairy chests. I love to look at and touch them so much I wish I had one. Though I’d probably never stop feeling myself ever again 🤣 (also that’s a hint to send me all the hairy chests in the comments 🤞🏻)
Booty in the rain
Needle the Bard (He/They)
Needle the Bard (He/They)
Needle the Bard (He/They)
Not that damn alliance from bracket 2 coming back to haunt me at work…
Needle the Bard (He/They)
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
Hi. I’m Needle. I’m 41 years old and just tried an Uncrustable for the first time. What fucking rock have I been under. These things are magical!!!
Needle the Bard (He/They)
Needle the Bard (He/They)
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
