More states need to pass this (New Mexico why are we behind on this!). It should be my right as a free citizen to buy tamales from old ladies in parking lots. It cannot be as harmful a allowing the sale of raw milk, c'mon.
this is amazing
Made the banner fucked up. Welcome to Stirland
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Every 30 minutes or so (objective Earth time), the wizards summon the (increasingly bedraggled and grizzled) pledges via magic sending circle for updates and teasing. The pledges experience this as an semi-annual torment by the same identical assholes who are incrementally more drunk each time.
DREAM JOURNAL: I attempt to join a secret order of wizards. To haze new pledges, they trick them into going through a magic doorway, which isekais them into a hostile fantasy world. Pledges must survive for the evening, but due to Narnia-rules time dilation, they experience a subjective 14 years.
The wizard order was in a majestic old manor with a real English boarding school vibe. All of the wizards are stuffy assholes wearing blazers and shit.
Cooks are watching the world cup game on they phones and the KM ain't said shit because Mexico is playing and he has the good sense to know that you gotta pick your battles.
