she/her. Sous chef and professional 🦪 shucker in a James Beard Foundation Best New Bar Semi-Finalist. twin mom. ER doc's spouse. Arkansan in Denver. Presbyterian. obsessed w my dogs Pablo & PepperAnne 🩷💜💙
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When there's guys on the lam
And they ain't got no gams,
Do the people like Riley Gaines who smear their bodies with beef fat not have dogs? If I smeared myself with beef fat before bed, I think PepperAnne would eat my face off in my sleep. Pablo already likes to lick my legs if they have lotion on them.
Coloradans are set to vote in a head-to-head Democratic primary for U.S. Senate in less than two weeks without ever having had the chance to hear John Hickenlooper and Julie Gonzales have a face-to-face discussion about their many differences on policy and style.
“THE PARENT COMPANY of Sam Adams said its Boston Taproom ran out of the brand's flagship Boston Lager over the weekend because Scotland soccer fans in Boston for the 2026 World Cup drank four times as much as the bar usually sells.” apple.news/A93sV_XF_Tly...
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LOL, Jon's been dragging his feet on pulling the trigger on a new car, but we gotta renew the registration on the old SUV and that means an emissions test and a bunch of hassle and now he's like "ok maybe we should buy the car after all."
Love to delete posts about family stuff I've been going through because random follow-farming accounts decided to repost it. Anyway, saw my sister last night before she moves. We didn't talk it out or anything but we love each other and we're gonna be fine.
BREAKING: I'm introducing my FAST Repairs for Wheelchairs Act.
This legislation would streamline wheelchair repair services by removing prior authorization requirements from Medicare Advantage plans.
Our wheelchair users should not have to wait months for minor repairs.
gonna be fun in five years when high emperor thiel uses this to determine which women have outlived their usefulness and must be sent to the work camps
