>becomes prime minister
>wins largest majority seen in labour history
>pivots the party hard right, cracks down on palestinian protestors and privacy rights
>completely destroys the labour party
>resigns
what was bro doing any of this for
This was anonymously leaked by several Timberland Regional Library employees.
Includes: Grays Harbor, Lewis, Mason, Pacific, and Thurston Counties.
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us"
Zlatan: "Who?
Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon"
Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca"
Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance"
Zlatan: "America, you're welcome"
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#BREAKING | 🇬🇧 — UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer reportedly to resign on Monday, according to multiple media reports.
national guard deployed to keep people from touching the reflecting pool
Isaac Chotiner: can you list some examples of systemic oppression green creatures face?
Kermit the Frog: I’m sorry?
Isaac Chotiner: well you do mention the difficulty quite a lot
