Just some middle-aged guy making middle-aged noises. He/Him. Saucy Narrator. Smut Writer. NSFW Content Creator. Voice Artist. MDNI.
Benji2049
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As an OG fan of @benji2049.bsky.social, I am a proud member of the Dirty Little Crumpet Dance Crew.
In case you've ever wondered why the VA in your life is a little grumpy, it's all the time travel. It's taken me one hour to turn 20 minutes of audio into 5 minutes of audio. And I need to do this roughly four more times.
Me: *standing in the grocery line at 8:30 in the morning buying condoms, mints, and baby wipes*
Cashier: *giggles*
Me: Yeah, fair.
The #Backrooms movie is about as perfect a film as you can make about the backrooms. Hats off to #KaneParsons. It was creepy and weird and I’m upset and anxious. I loved it.
DEJAAAA! #deja #viral #dejaplease #helphelphelp
This is a surreal day for me. I actually have merch, and it's based on one of the silliest videos I ever made.
Huge thanks to Toastyy and I hope all you little crumpet dancers are having a fabulous weekend.
toastyydesign.com/search?q=benji
Was discussing the meaning of "few" and "several" with a friend this morning. Merriam-Webster has a great article on the subject, which goes over the historical precedents. The gist is: “Look, people are gonna say shit to mean whatever the fuck they want, so don’t sweat it, bro."
For the dirty little crumpet dancer in your life
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And maybe a little #friendswithbenefits as a treat
A Conversation with Death. A short, SFW audio play.
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