Ha don't worry! They forgot to cut out my heart before trying to burn me, so no harm done - but the apple harvest is going to be poor this year. The problem with your aggressively horny fertility cult is you won't find another sacrificial virgin in a hurry.
Alex
Oh Christ. Oh Jesus Chri
Alex
Blessed Solstice everyone! I'm being treated like a king today! Everyone in this village is so nice and festive - and I've been invited to a massive clifftop barbeque at sunset tonight! Perfect end to a great Solstice festival 🥰
