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Yes, it is true: he seems groggy and half-asleep. But surely it's... y'know, the stuff he does *with his eyes open* that should motivate the people keeping him in office to reconsider their support.
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John Roscoe
ROMANIA, 1560 "Naturally, the peasants are displeased with Vlad The Impaler's apparent listlessness during Royal Proclamations and nodding off during his ritual mass impalings. How can we trust a bloodthirsty tyrant who is literally asleep at the wheel?"
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Kamlager-Dove: We cannot have a president asleep on the job. Is he sleeping in classified briefings or on calls with foreign leaders? How can we trust a president who is literally asleep at the wheel?
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