Parking anxiety: the affliction may be something I just made up, but the suffering is real.
John Roscoe
"Is it soothing, having expert masseuses work my glutes while an esthetician manscapes my treasure trail? Not if I have to worry about where I parked the car while I'm here. Thank goodness the people of Ontario bought me a parkade! I just fling the keys at the valet and relax in sumptuous luxury."