the French, before the world cup: "ze americans... they are so fat and lazy...zey need ze air conditioning in every building."
the French, in Massachusetts during a normal June day: "sacre bleu! my moustache is melting! my cigarette lit itself!"
My favorite content on tiktok right now is "European soccer teams learn that the US is hot in summer "
The French National team crashing out and saying they're sick of the sun when they are in MASSACHUSETTS IN JUNE NOT IN A HEATWAVE is my Roman Empire.