coworker: You just went on vacation, so the boss won't mind me taking one now.
me: I didn't take a vacation this year.
coworker: You were in the hospital for a few days.
me: That wasn't a vacation! I wasn't there goddamn sightseeing! WTF.
coworker: You weren't working.
me:
ALT: elmo from sesame street says " i 'm dead " in front of a brown background
